This Thanksgiving I'm making a list of things that I am thankful for as an American in these uncertain economic times. We may not all have reliable jobs, or be able to pay our over extended mortgages, but here in the great United States of America, we still have many blessings.
1. First, I am thankful for commercials. Life would be really dull without commercials, in fact, it was very dull without commercials. When my family lived overseas, we watched AFN (the Armed Forces Network). Unfortunately foreign governments don't like Americans promoting their own products, so commercials were not broadcasted during program breaks. Instead, we were encouraged to "Be, All That You Can Be" over and over and over in any form or branch of the military you can think of. It got very old very fast, and I think that the subliminal messages contained in those ads have done weird things to my brain (that could have been the origin of the seizures I had as a child). Really, I would think that those foreign governments would rather us buy our own brand of dish detergent than have a young generation of children indoctrinated by military commercials. Who made that decision?
So, if you can put aside your fears of debt for the good of our consumerist nation, I would really appreciate it. Just run up the credit cards enough so that companies can continue to buy advertisement time. I'd really hate to start having seizures again.
2. I am thankful for the internet. It kind of feels like a big summer camp for all those grown up women out there where we get together for only $50 a month and compare kids' pictures and learn from each other and brag about our awesome husbands and awesome lives and etc, etc.
I am saving so much money by blogging. Just think what I could be spending on therapy. I love that I can contribute to our family saving money.
3. I am thankful for nuts. Specifically the ones in our family tree. Is it a bad sign that Jared and I both think that we got the most normal person out of each other's family? Seriously, though, we love all our family, even the nuts. I'll bet many of you love your nuts, too.
4. I am thankful for freedom of religion. Where would we be without freedom of religion in this country? I am thankful for all those Wyckens, Hari Krishnas, Satanists, Polygamists, Fundamentalists and such that have pushed Mormonism into mainstream religion. I like being mainstream. I understand it's much better than being burned alive as a witch or being hunted down by angry mobs.
*Disclaimer- I intend no disrespect towards any of the aforementioned religions or creeds. Just wait a few years and something weirder will come along and push you all into mainstream religion. That's the beauty of Freedom.*
5. Now this one is for real. I am grateful for my son. Even though he has temporarily kept me away from the blogging community for the last little while. His energy and resourcefulness are astounding. I have started taking naps when he does just so I can keep up with him when he is awake. He learns so quickly that it is getting harder to trick him any more. He doesn't believe that chocolate is nasty. He is starting to talk, but not to us- to the dogs. His only words are Bwarf, Woof, and Boarf. We keep hoping that he will start communicating with us soon. He has also learned that the little red light on the camera means that the flash is coming, so he has started squinting in preparation.


We just happened to get lucky with this shot.

Happy Thanksgiving!